: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
Just saw a guy from Kansas and a guy from Nebraska arguing over who had less of an accent. God Bless the Midwest.
the girl next to me just texted someone in her phone named Optimus Prime
...i wonder what he did to earn that nickname
first off, his name is dougie. strike one.
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What happened to "I wouldnt even touch her with a ten foot pole"?
Her vagina devoured it.
Every time you started making out for him we all cheered for you... that's what sorority sisters do - they cheer you on when you make bad life decisions at the bar.
I fcuked ip.
Is this your way of telling me that you got drunk in your office before meeting with your dissertation advisor again? Or that you finally banged that freshman fraternity pledge?
Also I owe you 20 bucks, a clean towel and a glass of scotch. I'll even throw in a blow job
I have never thoroughly inspected the geometry of my nipples until now. How do I fix this?
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I'm not finished with being a sloppy white girl alcoholic. I didn't postpone having a husband and kids for sober weekends.
I don't work there anymore. If they had Prince themed dildo parties i never would have quit
His acid is intense dude. I was just over at his place laughing about the hole in the wall I was convinced was a cat
If you find me in the bathroom in a fetal position, licking frozen bacon .. I might have Drank a little too much.
Pregaming at Jodi's. Ten minutes
Thought it was at Brad's?
Pregaming the pregame. Need alcohol before I can see that dick.
Why is the toilet broken? Why did I wake up naked in the shower, hugging a bath mat? WHY IS THE TOILET BROKEN?
Is it just clogged or something?
No! There are actual chunks of toilet on the floor.
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