He looked like the mexican version of Steve Carrell with a unibrow.
i'm pissing behind 7/11. if you guys leave... i'll think it's funny too
dude I just sharted for the first time ever, kind of gross
well what did you think, shitting your pants would be fun
I'm officially "accidentally set myself on fire" drunk
i just got on a party bus. i think i left my belly button at the bar.
Found out that no one else got Christmas bonuses...and you said nothing good could come from sleeping with my boss.
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
there's chocolate cake in my bathtub.. I don't even want to know how the hell chocolate cake wound up in my tub..
You're putting the star player on the bench. You dont put Michael Jordan on the bench.
Are you referring to my vagina as Michael Jordan?
Please tell me you aren't concussed from dancing on the stripper pole
WHAT KIND OF SELF RESPECTING 28 YEAR OLD WOMAN WAKES UP IN A FRAT HOUSE?!?'
The cougar kind?
Well, we 69'd in the Jacuzzi. If that tells you the kind of night I had. Neither of us knew we could hold our breath that long. Deff. Most. Dangerous. Sex. Ever.
I think I just read the whole internet. Front to back.
I just revenge puked in his shoes. This is gonna be a fun night :)
Where are you guys?
Drunk
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