what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
So when does "going out for one drink" = giving some guy an HJ on the sidewalk?!?
I don't think he's ever woke up with a paraplegic stripper sitting on his face before.
Saw a guy throw up on himself while walking, drinking, and singing all at the same time. Hope your night is going better than his :)
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I ate cinnamon toast crunch. I'm officially out of the puke zone. Blackout drunk Friday. WHAT IS GOOD.
Whiskey and an unstable home life is apparently the fountain that 20-something boys like to drink from.
Currently sitting in the movie theatre bathroom while she gives him a blowjob in the parking lot. Don't ever tell me I'm a bad friend.
Youll thank me when youre dead an dont have a cat eating your face
Watermelon juice. Makes everything better. Gin. Wine. EVERYTHING.
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Walking out of the bathroom and not knowing you have hand soap on the front of your pants so it looks like you blew a load on yourself really sets the tone for the rest of the week...
He did a line of coke off my stomach then flipped me over and smacked my ass. Then, while he was talking dirty to me, he told me he wanted to hire someone to clean my room. And that's when he lost his boner. Life is so hard.
I'm not gonna get my cat high anymore because what if he has a heart attack. I don't want to be responsible for that shit
I have really important information for you regarding the furry convention this weekend
All I've done today is nap, eat candy and get off from my vibrator. I didn't know it was possible to be THIS single.
Do you lock your house? Serious question, I need to know if I can add it to my list of emergency poop stops
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