what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
I hooked up with a Michael Jackson impersonator last night. Too soon?
i need a lesbian romance or unplanned pregnancy for some spicein my life.
I would have thought, as two of my best friends, you girls could have cought me as I fell out of the shower. There are so many bruises.
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i'll booty call him tonight after the radiohead concert, that way he can see his favorite band and his favorite vagina all in one night.
As we're eating sushi she goes I just want to get a disease so my mom can take care of me... Great first date
there's nothing weirder than waking up to your mom eating breakfast on the couch that you fucked her coworker on last night.
On duty sugar tits. A Marine never abandons his post to take nudi pics.
I'd like to request an "its my birthday discount", and for you to bartend shirtless tonight ;)
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Looking through last night's sexting, realized one is a haiku..
Why is my vagina being sacrificed for yours? I'm sure he would take a piece of you too. Your turn.
Babe, Have you see my pants?
Try Jay street in Brooklyn.. that's where I last remember seeing them.
i do my most serious thinking while screwing her. ive pondered everything from quantum physics to the life cycle of a badger. if i keep this up ill have a phd in no time.
So...a chick sucked my crank...now her dog is licking my feet. I feel like a pharoh on vacation.
Just deepthroated a hot dog. Thinking of you
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