Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
2 v-cards in one night. impossible is nothing.
i lost my life and panties somewhere between the 15th and 16th round of slap the bag.
I don't even remember his name...i'm just gonna save it as birthday sex
i mean he wasn't bad looking, but i wouldn't have slept with my professor if i knew everyone would get an A
someone just puked in the library. they put up caution tape. i totally underestimated finals week.
just ran into my gynecologist at the liquor store... i think she's found the source of my problems
Definitely just said "no homo" to our gay waiter at Cheesecake Factory...our service has steadily declined since.
New term. "Find a husband" fridays. It's like thirsty thursdays, but with a dowry.
i feel like the 7 eleven by your house knows our deepest, darkest secrets
i wish his balls had a scratch and sniff sticker elsewhere so i would know before i even went down there
The last time I saw you, you were rolling around on the ground at the bar.....
.....well it was bound to be an interesting night since I was chasing my pulls with pulls....
Come over. I have beer, your weird ass vegan pizza, and a raging hard on.
Marry me.
I can't get the smell of burned penis out of the house
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