Goal for tonight: Make one last drunken mistake for the semester.
home. puking in laundry basket.
He said "I know I'm not gay. I fucked a guy once and didn't like it"
I've thrown up so many times in the third floor bathroom of Baldwin that they should probably just go ahead and name it after me.
These pubs in Ireland act like hand jobs aren't the universal currency
I tried really hard to get you laid last night. And by that I mean I asked a bunch of dudes if they were top or bottom.
um, yes. it's my birthday, of course there will be acid.
At the same time. Hot men feeding me brownies. In between rounds of sex.
Well were gunna have to wash the couch cover now...maybe even the couch, soap or fire your decision
Don't. You get on the 18 year old. I'll get on the 38 year old. Together we will bridge 2 decades of cock.
Imma do me. And by that, I mean I'm going to walk across campus still drunk at 9am on a Tuesday.
I ended up in a bathroom giving my hymen a pep talk
I feel as bad as you right now. I'm about to use one girls car to go see another one
Fuck ya. But normally I drove one girls car picking up a different girl while texting another girl lol
Dude, I have everything I need for meth here.
YOU ARE NOT ALLOWED TO MAKE METH IN OUR APARTMENT.
Kinda thinking about going to my moms wedding high
Randomize
