Literally like 10 people walking in my building talking about how much they hate draco
im sitting at a bagel shop wearing a princess crown hungover and have a sweater that is not mine.
I just took boredom to a whole new level. I just auto-tuned and remixed today's western civ lecture
Well he paid for dinner, so I paid for the Plan B, but the parking ticket I got is totally his responsibility.
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Honestly, it's not that easy picking a Saturday night outfit that can translate to Palm Sunday mass. Priorities.
Well I disagree, 3 different men in my bed over my birthday was the perfect way to say goodbye to my childhood innocence
KEG. KEG. THE OPERA HAS A KEG. KEG STAND IN A TUX. AFTER PARTY RAVE AND KEG STANDS.
I woke up with a pinecone in my hair. A full pine cone.
I bought left over pizza from a guy on Craigslist.
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Definitely broke my toe and messed up my knee walking back. Drink hitch hiking should never happen again.
Apparently when the cops arrived I was standing over him in the bathroom yelling, get the fuck up you piece of shit. Beer still in hand.
he apologises profusely for spelling mistakes in his texts but doesn't care about cheating on me. priorities
My neighbor came out@4am in a pink nite gown n clotheslined a punk on a mo-ped w/her mop handle, then just walked back in her house like she just checked the mail. MILF 1 PUNK 0
idk what happened last night but i just wokeup with nothing on but a necklace...what is this, the fucking titanic?
I just found a nug casually in my room under my duffel bag. Is this a sign I need help?
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