I need help removing her.
it doesn't get any better than taco bell and soft core porn
next time dont tell jokes :) miss bonerkill
so let's talk penis.
Dude also, my grandma got me condoms for easter and kind of winked. I don't know what to think
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
Now there are nude photos of that bangin hot Russian spy chick...this is officially the best scandal ever.
Blood drive hookups: you will probably faint during the sex, but at least you know neither of you has AIDS
Would it be bad if I bought her bread, meat, cheese, and stuff as her christmas present so she can make me a sandwich?
You were on shrooms and "the trees are crazy green!" is all you could manage.
Are you responsible for the syringes and miniature cactus garden that has magically taken over my fridge?
drunk freshman in the bathroom puking keeps saying "i'm a peasant" over and over
It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
He's like a father figure to me, except we have casual drunk sex every now and then
His dog was laying on the bed and he said we could have sex as long as we didn't disturb his dog. My life is pathetic
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