I guess so. I don't really give a fuck. I think I'm going to jerk off really loudly tonight just to keep them on their toes
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
Her birthday cake consisted of a shot of tequila with a candle in it
I'm in new territory... I've never had to convince a guy to let me give him head as an apology.
You don't have to believe me. My vagina knows it happened.
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
I took shots of absinthe with my mom just now. Except awful things.
Who knew you could get a drunk in public when jogging with your dog?
i tied my phone to a string attached to my bra. i am NOT losing it tonight
I woke up to an alarm on my phone that said "Buy Plan B" and then the guy offered me a hairbrush... which seemed polite at the time
sent a snap of my boobs out to my FWB his response was what happened to your other nipple ring.. how do I say it got ripped out by my other FWB last week without sounding like a slut
You know you had a good night when you wake up cuddling a baseball bat and a can of chicken noodle soup.
Mom just told me I need to start having sex.
if you're not jumping for joy when you see penis then you're looking at the wrong ones.
Pretty sure one of my drivers stopped to get laid while he was delivering a pizza. Is it appropriate to give him a write-up AND a high-five?
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