So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
I wish you could buy pregnancy test at the liquor store, it's the only place I feel comfortable being a disgrace because I know they understand why it happened...
and he should realize what an amazing ex i am for encouraging my best friend to hook up with him
We were all definitely blackout with drunk goggles on, even though you and Amanda were the only ones dressed up as it.
Ok cuz s'mores night just turned into pina colada after noon and it will be mas fun
Guy hitting on me at bar is guy who's Craigslist ad we laughed at the other night. Not even kidding.
Nope. Flying out tonight. Staying with my great aunt who is an ex nun turned hostel owner. Best and likely most dangerous St. Patty's Day to commence in 10 hours. IRELAND!
Be safe. And I hate you.
Are you aware that you called me "Sexy clit lady" last night?
also, am i correct in guessing that advertising the size of my hypothetical penis is a turnoff to him?
I need to stop getting high and watching documentaries. Wanna go to Japan with me and protest the mass genocide of dolphins?
Fun fact. A penis can be used to catapult cheetos.
So, looks like I managed to leave my bra in the boardroom after all the sex. FML.
i feel like i got punched in the face....
you did....
Do you remember what happened last night? All I could find we're phone numbers of strip clubs in Detroit. Did we go to Detroit?
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