VAGINAS EVERYWHERE
they're staring at me
U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
i had a dream the other night i was titty fucking you while you were asleep, then you woke up and didn't care.
How did people poop without Blackberrys?
Motorola Razers?
Stone age, man.
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we were like drunken butterflies among sober caterpillars,
I just won't go as hard tonight. Four dollar ladies night drink or drown is not a good idea for me. I like to get my money's worth.
hey tell your friend im sorry for licking his mouth, that was probably inappropriate
he payed over $300 just to break into the hotel pool and skinny dip alone for 5 minutes and then peace in a cab. and all he had to say for himself was "gotta go swimming, gotta live life"
where do u find these people!?
Oh trust me, i am. It's like magic, but instead of rabbits and doves its orgasms- He just keeps pulling them out of nowhere.
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ALso, saw an adorable man walking an adorable dog with his adorable kid.
And yes, that last sentence is biased because my ovaries started screaming
When you're awkward as a teenager, it never goes away. You just mask it. With makeup. And boobs.
I can't decide which is better: the sex, or remembering that I have ice cream in the freezer after he left
Pennsylvania now holds the distinct honor of being the third state I've crapped my pants in.
Annoying and petty is the name of the game and I'm the MVP.
Today I made my parents proud-spent the afternoon floating around in their pool drinking beer-which I would ask my nephews to get for me out of the fridge
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