I've been thinking about all the girls in my life in terms of applying to college.
Huh?
I guess what im trying to say is that your my safety school.
his fiance had made him a calendar of pictures of her. he asked if he should take it down and i said no. i wanted her to watch.
She was blacklisted from the Uhaul center...what the fuck do you have to do to get blacklisted from a Uhaul center
We're playing a drinking game to 'how to train your dragon'. has it really come to this?
if that blanket by the dog bowl was your dog's "bed" then i apologize to bailey for having sex on it
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
Tried to eat a sandwich this morning. Couldn't. My jaw is locked up. These marathon blow jobs are killing me
This whole situation could've been avoided if you would've just let me open the beer
She literally just cut half her hair off because she's tired of asking someone to hold it back when shes drunk and puking.
We really have to stop convincing people tazing is the cool thing to do.
I went to bed at ten on a Friday night I have virtues to spare
went to their party, left halfway through to fuck a pledge, came back to keep drinking. I think everyone won.
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
I'm all about clean living these days
You started your day with fried chicken and a bloody
... after you woke up in your own urine
he's fucking insane. he's worse than me. is that even possible? I'm only with him because his dick is huge. I need Jesus.
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