That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
It's not real sex if he's just convulsing inside of you.
I got oddly confused when she started talking in third person in bed.
this party is like a fast-foward into the future when im 40 and married with children
like if they didnt have tits and vagina, they have no idea how uninteresting to us they would be
i just heard someone have an orgasm and then throw up through the vent in my room.
youre totally missing out on eating your boogers right now. my entire face is numb
He said he had a gf but the monogamy was "only implied".
Just made a coke joke and literally drooled on myself. How do we feel about pavlov's theory of conditioning now?
Is all white too much for court to prove my innocents?
He wouldn't let me go down on him. He stopped me and told me he was a giver.
i was driving around baked, windows down jamming to third eye blind and eating grapes for 35 minutes before i remembered why i left my house
Note to self: don't tell your girlfriends dad you can have his daughter in bed by ten and home by midnight. He doesnt find it funny
Got drunkdialed by my estranged mom while wallowing in pinkeye drinking 100 proof eating ramen alone. Year summed up perfectly.