its like an ocean threw up right in your lap
i really wish i had a remote for my computer. its all the way on my bed while im across the hall puking my brains out to enya. not cool.
so, are you laying bloody on campus somewhere or did you go out after class and forget to let me know?
bloody. ill be home soon.
She literally pulled the door off the hinges and "dropped" it down the stairs... Do I just say 'good job' and put her to sleep?
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It's official, the cities waste management does not recycle porn.
Nobody in the ambulance liked me...
God only knows how I ended up there doing crown royal shots to the titanic and insighting a bar wide shit fest when I asked the dj to play levels
I'd hate to be 100% hetero. Pretty sure they have less orgies
He is really real. Like I know where he works, have referenced him with mutual fb friends and I've seen his dick. He's real.
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I have no concept of chastity or moderation, she is a Catholic guilt poster child, how could I not try to hit that
Why the HOLY HELL is my dog on my roof??? Sam?? Why is the dog wearing my pants
Some days, I wish I could get a hug from a furry muppet
We were on the beach when you spilled sand in the bottle and said "relax it's vodka, it'll disinfect itself"
i spent most of my hangover doing the math to figure out the last of the alcohol would be metabolized from my system.
thank you pre-med degree.
You tryed convincing the salvation army bell ringer you could do the worm and face planted into the sidewalk... I put a dollar in the can for your performance
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