did not feel like going to store to get condoms last night so went to her pantry and got a sandwich bag and a rubberband
did it work?
nope
Threesomes are so awesome. You even have company on your walk of shame :)
but he used his one phone call to call mom and wish her happy mothers day, that's gotta count for somethin
I'm cooking a can of baked beans on the baseboard heater. It is too early in the semester to be this poor.
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my host sister just stared at me as i knocked over the lamp, then took out all my chocolate, walked into the bathroom, and locked the door. i'm officially the worst exchange student ever.
Totally just met the chick getting nailed in our lobby last night. Should I bring it up?
all I know is I'm really rwfly really really stoned and a bunch of Korean people are yelling at me
The way I'm gonna look at it is, if you don't makeout with your roommate once in college, you didn't do something right.
Literally every boy I've dated is now in a somewhat successful band. My vagina has obviously been blessed by the rock gods.
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Sending a pic of labia to send to the TN Legislator. Obviously they don't think I know what to do with it so I'm gonna ask them for advice.
The clothing optional portion of the night began around midnight. Then we did disgusting things to each other. It was beautiful.
I haven't been single on my birthday for 7 years. If you don't get me laid tonight, your best friend/wing woman status will be revoked.
Spent 38 bucks on dollar wells last night. I'm pretty sure my liver is staging a mutiny right now.
She used a candle as a shot glass.. A FUCKING CANDLE BRO!!
Just used a NyQuil cup to take a shot. This night is headed nowhere good.
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