Her body is shaped like a coke bottle...a two liter coke bottle
All i learned in high school was how to sell drugs
She is sleeping in a dress because she's too drunk to put "real clothes" on
i woke up with my wallet keys and phone missing and a treasure map to find them stapled to my shirt.
haha i know
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He said "I wish they sold 40's in bars".. and a business plan came to mind. Maybe I CAN do something with my degree...
I wasn't sure how he was going to followup "so,i shot myself.." i guess "w a nail gun" is the best choice out of what I expected
Come my child we shall walk thru the pasture of amazing sex and corndogs. Hint:some corndogs are not corndogs.
Want to get drunk and look at an xray of my dick?
Got cut off last night cuz this chick had her hands down my shorts and was blatantly playing with my dick while I was trying to order. apparently that's "frowned upon"
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I'm far too poor to be letting my hookups wear my shirts home. I'm down to about a total of 8 shirts and have no intention of buying more
Can't trust a bar that doesn't have fireball
Yeah but if you conceived a child on a park slide that would be pretty awesome
Hey babe! Random question. Do you by chance have the pic of my nipples covered with ninja turtles band aids? Thanks.
Just saw the pics from the bachelor party. When the hell did we go to southie. And why was there a chicken in the limo..? You guys really are my best friends.
He really is. Owns his own house and has more than one towel!
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