u cheatin on me?
if i did i would try to upgrade babe.
I mean roof. it goes up. its important day. you should recongziw it.
You're drunk. Make complete sentences.
It's not luke its my birthday or anything. Mike, understand.
my sister just canceled her nose job because she thought it would hurt too much
It'll hurt less than being alone
we just toasted to your mouth on alex's balls at the bar
the fair has chocolate covered bacon...impossible is nothing.
If they made snuggies with a sleeve for my morning wood, id consider buying one...
She accidentally pre-ordered us Dominos for the next day at 11:30am... we were very confused when we woke up.
Canada: barely better than America at a sport they invented.
I want to make a porn site called "girls with daddy issues"
Don't worry about it. I've taken so much Plan B, my uterus is purely for show now.
your philanthropy is ruining my sex life.
We found a swing set....it's in the front yard.
I mean we had sex in a crib. You tell me how my night was.
He walked up to anal ring toss like he was going to win you a teddy bear
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
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