I miss having pregnancy scares ....at least i knew i was having a good time
hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
you know its a sad night when you can actually see and hear sitcoms on at the bar
in the morning i found her name, number and address on one of the empty pizza boxes. also said "ps. if you find my shoes please mail to me."
Ugh. my cast still smells like fermenting hot tub water and bad decisions.
Made myself shower before I'd masturbate. I probably should have wined and dined myself too, but that's pushing it too far.
By getting lucky do you mean I get one of your incredible BJs or you not killing me by the end of dinner?
Tabs I had open this morning: "15 hedgehogs with things that look like hedgehogs" and an unexplored google search for "how do I express my love of tacos"
I texted him in the morning wishing him a day as spectacular as his dick was.
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
The highlight of my night will be digging in other people's garbage
I'm at forever 21 and someone pooped in the dressing room.
THE SUN DOESNT SET TIL 647 YAAAAASSSSSSSSSS. Goodbye seasonal depression hello regular depression
Drunk me made cabbage burritos at 1am after going to hustler hollywood.\nI bought socks. Lol
Visiting my great uncle went well. The highlight of the evening was when he said, "Oh my god. I'm 79 and I'm teaching 18 year old kids how to roll a joint."
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