Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
this girl and her friend just showed up at my house. standing together, theylook exactly like the number 10. this has cockblock written alllllll over it.
you alive?
ya, the episode of maury where people are afraid of things are on, i had to keep livin
Just woke up and stopped at the WaWa in Virginia. Had major morning wood and didn't try to hide it when walking around. So many awkward stares.
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Having sex with her was like reading the Wall Street Journal.
My mom just found some of our lube mixed in with my box of pots and pans. I hate moving home.
complete strangers are now referring to me as 'the bourbon guy.' i can live with this.
Oh my god my life; so much cake and so little sex
There's a skateboard on the patio and all the chips are gone. The note on the fridge says 'don't buy cheese'. Stop letting her go outside.
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she drove 3 hrs one way just to sleep with me. I felt bad complaining about paying for condoms.
Went to the strip club with my aunt. Do you know how hard it is to be a pervert in front of your female family members?
She asked the woman in the drive through to cover everything she ordered in mayonnaise, including here chilli cheese fries. Didn't happen. Then she started swerving at the car next to us screaming, asking if they had mayonnaise.
Turns out the owner of the bar that I fucked used to be on Boy Meets World, but now he's old and bald. So there's that..
Yeah I mean subtle isn't how I'd describe your flirtation strategy last night
She said she was sober from drugs for a week. All I heard was Kenny Loggins singing Danger Zone.
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