i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
You went to the wrong car, tried to open the locked door, and started crying because you thought we were playing a mean trick. Then the owner came...
Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
Are you still giving blowjobs?
Who is this?
Even after projectile vomiting watermelon on the beach, it still sounds appetizing.
Dude, you walked in on me 5 times each times you had a different person with you. And each time you lifted the covers up and said 'whats going on in here'
For future reference, Twizzlers CAN leave welts.
We're having a serious conversation and I just responded to something he said with an emoticon. I am so baked.
He spent $1100 at a strip club. If I had that kind of disposable income, I'd make a cocaine sandcastle.
Its a first. Never been peed on in a line to concert. First time for everything.
She kept telling me it was a squirtgun.
the bar didnt serve shots so jim ordered us jaeger neat. it worked.
Walked in the bathroom at work and my boss was taking a shit with the stall wide open and responded "oh yeah, I forgot you never have been to prison "
Idk but she keeps giving me s'mores and I'm having a hard time caring about her alcoholism because of it
Bouncer came into the bathrooms to tell us the old one-person-per-stall rule, realised it was two girls banging, and left us to it. Lesbiperks.
If you're signed up as "sober sister" can you do cocaine or nah
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