We got so high we made milksteak
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
aaaannd alcoholism beats pride. it's like grown-up rock, paper, scissors
how are you gonna miss the world cup? other than the olympics it's our last way to assert our dominance over China after this economic bull shit
She kept saying "I'm going to hell" the entire time we were fucking. I really wasn't sure what to do... so I agreed with her.
That was definitely the right answer.
Dude, I swear her tits are going to give me a concusion.
do you wanna get some fucking pussy tonight.....THEN DRESS LIKE IT
to which he commented "you must really like me on top". I didn't have the heart to tell him that was the only way the room stopped spinning
I THINK I JUST JOINED A GANG. PLEASE PICK ME UP.
Remember when we saw my neighbor taking dick pics of himself? He's back at it!
Girl, he can't tell you not to take a bump just because you work tomorrow. You're on a wedding diet, remember?
i made sure not to drool on your bed by putting my hoodie on backwards and swaddling my face in the hood
i know. like I have the nerve to talk about poverty. I eat peanut butter out of the jar.
You spent the whole night conversing with your zombie poster, so I'd say you were pretty far gone.
I kicked down a wall in rage and found a door behind the drywall. Once again vandalism solves all my problems.
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