It's Friday. Sex?
it sounded like he was fisting a can of crisco.
i fucked some guy last night. i called him nick jonas by mistake. i'm 24.
everytime she opens her mouth i wish that i was deaf
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Just try to lay there and not be pregnant.
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
A beer fell out of the case, hit the ground and started spraying. He's a pro. He grabbed it and shotgunned it while still holding the case.
Front seat of an Escalade in a limo-service parking lot. That is all.
You can't text people with drinkers' regret at 8 in the morning. It's just bad form.
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our friendships a beautiful delicate flower...that has been crushed by peni
Holy shit, I wanna ride him into the horizon.
It's funny when you can't take a fishing boat because you fucked the captains wife
i'm licking honey sensually off my arm while alone in my room. what has my life come to
i've got three words. i. was. spanked.
WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED. WHO CAME HOME WITH ME. WHAT THE FUCK RESPOND ASAP I AM SO CONFUSED
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