there has got to be a maximum amount of semen a person can take in before they get some kind of poisoning.
It was like getting head from an anaconda
There is a contact in my phone named "Bar Mcntysu." this is why we need a third person to go out with us.
Managed to get through family dinner without anyone knowing I was tripping balls. Christmas miracle. He exists.
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I just bid on a $9000 car because I think its my ex-girlfriends. Yes I wanna hit that again.
Yea i think drunk-me kept all my bar receipts, just to throw it in sober-me's face.
She just made out with a golden retriever. I'm disgusted and turned on all at once
Mark just took 50mg Viagra. Tonight should be interesting for the neighbors.
Halloween is the only night where I would ever end up getting a guy's makeup all over my face
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Apparently being drunk on a southwest flight and yelling "TURNUP" during take off is looked down upon in this state.
I'm so fucking horny right now If I blink I might cum
Sorry I got completely naked in your bed, but I feel our friendship has grown because of it.
Is it appropriate to send an apology gift to his roommates for breaking the bathroom sink during crazy sex?
Had to lock my cat in the bathroom so I could masturbate in peace.
Dude I had my dad cock block me once
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