Maryland truck stops are full of people with killer mustaches
The duggars are the reason premarital sex is ok. Because if you don't have it until marriage you have no self control when it happens. And 19 kids.
Nah, lets use your guy, my drug dealer is going all pineapple express on me
Funny, I didnt know that facebook statuses were for crappy song lyrics
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woke up in Sigma Chi. In his room. they are iniating pledges right now. Holy fucking shit mother of pearl.
i just identified you from a description of your pipe
I am willing to take shots of vanilla extract. That's how this night has been.
I should have known I was in trouble when you started pouring shots all over me
I basically have a picture with a half naked foreign exchange student. He kept screaming rolltide and i felt like a traitor
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The amount of knuckle children I've had to the Farrah Abraham sex tape is disturbing and impressive
Yeah I'm at the doctors getting a shotand don't know how to tell them I'm still probably drunk from last night
On a serious note, don't let me forget to tell you about firecracker baseball. I'm glad I have my fingers. I had to count them.
The single life is the freaking dream dude. I'm sitting here naked, eating chocolate mousse, and watching Gilmore girls. It's wonderful
I can't wait to see you & have espresso-fueled sex
They call you PBJ boy because you were trying to seduce me with pieces of a peanut butter and jelly sandwich. Successfully might I add.
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