Hands down the best time I've ever had barfing.
Had sex with him. My tampon is now in my brain. May need surgery.
Mental note: adding peach schnapps to a gin and tonic does not "water it down."
This show inspires me to have sex in space
shouldve known this week was gonna be bad when I threw up in my coffee mug
complete strangers are now referring to me as 'the bourbon guy.' i can live with this.
If we could never, ever tell mike i pissed in his closet, that would be really really great
and now there are teeth marks on my dick.
she asked him to cuddle cuz she was cold and instead he got up, moved the space heater to her side of the bed, and went back to sleep
Go big or go home. Or get a live in house boy you met 7 years ago and feel like you have unfullfilled potential. You know, the usual
I found him in the kitchen singing German metal into a banana while simultaneously mixing brownie batter. He didn't have any pants on.
he's a fucking beast. people that don't even know him have started calling him "puke and raleigh"
Tomorrow we start training our livers for St.Patrick's day. May God be with us.
Is it totally terrible that I just signed up for classes and already found the guy I'm going to bang??
The good thing about country bars is that the men generally look like men. The bad thing is the country music.
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