I'm think I may have given your ex's number to a convicted sex offender.
Win!
It all came flooding back to me: there was a woman with one hand
girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
What happened last night?
You soiled yourself again and told everybody that you'd given birth.
dude i just heard a girl tell another girl 'what part of im trying to get laid tonight dont u understand?'
needless to say i wont be back home tonight
I didnt believe in cockblocking untill my roomate brought home that.
Were driving two hours to st louis so we can pee on the arch. See you in the morning. I might be sober by then.
I really like you, but I want to get to know you on a time when I am not at drugs.
He stole her cigarettes and walked 15 miles just so he wouldn't have to wake up next to her. God I love being a lesbian.
Is it malicious or apart of the healing process if I wipe my ass with his toothbrush?
I taught a straight girl about grindr today. She showed me tinder. It was like some sexual cultural exchange program
I am sorry. I am also on acid.
Sorry about the nipples in that snapchat. It was meant for the Australian.
So you're not gonna be in town tonight?! Your dick was the light at the end of my academic tunnel!
My boyfriend just called me on his poop break from work.... Is that what you meant by moving too fast?
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