K got coke dick during a threesome with two strippers. Say no to drugs.
her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
video games are the ultimate cock blocker
my one-armed grandma is doing the YMCA. you figure it out.
On my way home from Vegas. Just realized my pants are inside out
im gonna put my furry chinchilla vagina on her mother effing nose
I love drunk self when he leaves a prepacked bong for the morning... in the bathroom.
he said he would handcuff me to his penis. thats not even possible. i want to go home.
so i may have indirectly taught my 13 year old campers how to give blowjobs.
We lost Kevin again. Probably kidnapped by fattie 2 or butter-face 2 from last night. We need names and any information you can give us. Last scene with his shoe laces converted into a belt.
When we were finished I asked him how long it had been since he'd cum that hard. He thought really hard for a while before telling me his brain forgot how years worked.
im pretty sure the interns at this hospital have gotten hotter
Another beautiful Sunday, another beautiful day the stick is not positive. Amen.
Do not ever get that redhead chem major high. Gave her a magic brownie and she sat in a corner and literally cried about organic chem. Never again.
she fell asleep in a torn bush after playing cards at a nursing home.
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