You ever start fucking a girl and realize she kinda looks like your mom?
that would combine my 3 fave things. christmas funfetti and paul simon
i was about to cum until he started doing shrek impressions.
She's a Laker fan, her sister is a Celtic fan... no matter who wins I'm getting a celebration bj from one of them!
Pretty certain he passed out for a while going down on me. Absolutely certain he passed out during the blow job.
someone needs to get her out of the garbage can shes never gonna forgive us for this
My mind hurts. I feel like I drank sand yesterday.
I've reached the slutty point of no return. And it feels like multiple orgasms and coke lines
Im drunk on a hayride surrounded by toddlers. they are judging me.
There was a reason God said "Let there be titties" on the Fifth Day.
I swear the toilet was so cold I tried to stand up but my balls wer frozen to it. most awkward five minutes between me and my mom.
That was a beautiful concert to sleep through ...
I know - Don't let me take drugs from strangers anymore
I want to create a human. Discussion later.
Want to come over and dangle your tits on top of me like a skewer?
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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