Come home. Power Hour by yourself is only fun for the first 10 minutes.
Thank you for holding my vodka while the police let me ride their horse.
HE KEEPS WALKING AWAY. IT'S LIKE HE DOESN'T EVEN LIKE FRIES. WTF.
he laminated a picture of his dick.
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Dude they have your information. Come back. The sheriffs office is here, they are pissed..please come back otherwise jail is inevitable. Call me
We should have cut you off when you asked the can driver if you could ride in the trunk.
i hope this doesn't spoil anything but there are vikings and it is awesome
I've woken up in some weird places in my lifetime, but never in a tent in my own garage.
How do I enter a double puke and rally into my calorie counter?
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My gyno overestimated by 3 TIMES the amount of sex we have per week. First of all, he must think I'm a freak. Secondly, I think we should catch up.
I feel like if anyone knew what an affection erection looked like it would be you
You told him about your cats? I told his friend to put his dick in my mouth, and you talked about cats!?
We had sex six times. In a span of 8 hours. Confirmation I don't need to go to the gym.
if i get arrested im counting on you to get a picture of it
I'm just saying, if you haven't been dropped off at a Wawa at 5:30 in the morning by 3 cop cars, you're missing out
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