Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear
gross she's a slut
yea she doesn't shave either
why is it that everytime a half black man enters something boring, it suddenly becomes sexy to people? golf? the presidency?
and pubic hair rears its ugly head again
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He practically bottle-fed me Jameson, like I was a baby chimpanzee on those nature specials.
You may have cured my horniness. I feel like my libido just got shat on by kittens who live on an enchanted rainbow.
I'm going on a valentine's date with the random guy i hooked up with in the bar bathroom this weekend...i feel like julia roberts
"Every minute you spend hanging out with David is a minute you could spend meeting someone new, who isn't a huge douche" - Buddha
She kept throwing quarters at him and yelling "Goooaaallll!!" whilst taking her clothes off one by one. I'd say she had a good night
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Sex in a hot air balloon, top that one!
You are allergic to dogs. DO NOT kidnap something you are allergic to. No matter how fluffy.
all I remember the next morning was crawling through the doggy door and finding my underwear in my purse
What are you talking about? Keg stands at wedding are super classy.
No no. Thank you. Killed multiple birds with one penis.
We blew shit up to. With a cannon.
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