The girl here has a popped collar. Can I slap her?
Yes. For all mankind please do.
I just heard a guy scream "it must be five o' clock!!" and another guy screamed "somewhere!!!" out from different balconies.
my passenger side seat is covered in alcoholic jello with a nude mannequin in it
i just made a "things you cannot forget to do this week just because you're high" list.
Party at my house. Beach themed. Clothing optional.
Wouldn't that make it "Nude Beach Themed?"
Three guys came up to me at the bar and started dancing on me, while screaming "Johnson's girl." That's the last time I sleep with a freshmen.
Agreed. That's like a marriage. For better or worse, till death do us part. I will hold your head over a toilet
His penis has been a bonding mechanism beyond comparison.
You told me that they girl who was giving you a handjob under the table looked a little like your sister
I wonder how he feels knowing that he's the one who turned me gay
Thanks for launching me off you reverse cowgirl. I think I chipped a tooth.
LIKE ALL I WANT TO CURE MY HANGOVER IS PORKROLL AND LIKE 85% OF THIS COUNTRY DOESN'T KNOW WHAT IT IS
Don't come back. They don't have pants.
Oh god.
God has nothing to do with this.
I've never been so excited to be bleeding from my vagina.
Just found out my dad smokes weed too. Mom, grandma, all aunts and uncles, and now my dad too. It's like I'm genetically engineered to be a stoner.
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