We walk out of his house and his dad is there, so I had to meet him and shake his hand pretending that same hand hadn't been down his son's pants five minutes earlier
you woke up, pulled a beer bottle out of your pants..took a drink and went back to sleep.
People kept wishing me happy birthday last night. apparently i was 21st birthday drunk
And I was somehow convinced to wash the glassware at the bar topless.
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I'm blaming hurricane Irene if I get pregnant tonight.
She still cant shoot whiskey?
Im having serious doubts about this relationship
i sucked his cock and got snuggles in return. I'm the mother Theresa of giving in a relationship.
FALSE ALARM! I didn't piss myself, I fell asleep in the shower and then drunkingly crawled into my bed
i have an important question...can you drink in jail?
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im in the library and there's this guy on a computer just staring at a google image of beer. finals week is rough.
How's dating the med student working out for you?
After we had sex last night he showed me where my spleen was.
A true anatomy project.
She's been drunk for three days now
Like three straight days. 72 hours
She's been covered in glitter for the last two and somehow she found a monkey
Fell asleep naked on the recliner spooning with my organic chemistry book. The fact that I made it through four years of college is proof that the education system is fucked.
So my roommate just came out of the shower with a dude...guess that answers all questions as to whether or not he's gay
I showed him my machete and then we made out in the kitchen
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