So i decided to deal with the awkwardness of last night by making out with all three of them
We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
thats the last time i clean cum out of my retainer.
so she asked me if I thought she was fat and naturally I said no..... but I think she might catch on
who is she? I really hope you have an explanation cause either you think I'm fat or you're cheating on me
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It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
Totally just grabbed the wrong dick. Damn this tequila.
I think a van full of parolees just blew me kisses. Thoughts?
"I'm in the bathroom. Only place I can sit and relax without that girl trying to give me a lap dance."
I want to go out and have good clean fun.
Ok, but that does not include Bud Light Platinum and your vagina.
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He caught a cramp during sex and I was like "do you want me to get you a banana?" And he responded with "I'll give you a banana" and kept going. I'm marrying him.
She bruised my penis again. But, trooper I am we kept on going.
I can't wait to see you & have espresso-fueled sex
It's a race to see if I finish the bottle first or my homework
Don’t judge me
Some of us don’t have access to dick on a constant basis
You ran up to my room. I was naked. You refused to leave without drugs. I love you.
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