I went with the blow up doll and I'm glad I did.
and then you went into taco bell without pants...and surprisingly you weren't the only one there without pants
I had one margarita and got the worst headache of my life... its like my liver has senior week ptsd
Dude, I checked into a cathedral... I thought it was a joke, until I found a candle and a whole bunch of coins in my purse
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Come over we're celebrating the one month anniversary of her first 4/20
Some clips from last night: grinded like I haven't since college. Took shots with a bartender with a bad ass mustache. Made up a string of lies with fake names and occupations. Slept behind the couch with pizza in my hand
Being at this stripclub only reinforces how single I am. And I was *just* becoming okay with that.
But yesterday I literally met half his family buzzed wearing a cheeta print bathing suit super short shorts and a tiny tank top.. I was like awesome
He asked me if I remembered touching his police badge. awk.
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I also just stashed a half dozen bobby pins in my bra.... So when you take it off later, consider yourself warned
you're hired as official boob wrangler
Not my fault people bought me shots. waving a shot in my face is like waving a cock in yours
when I walked in the door they were passed out naked, on top of eachother, with tetris controllers in their hands.
we decided to take the jello everclear shot at the party...didnt think it tasted any different....o dear god...the regret..
i made that whipped coffee shit today. took six pouches of instant espresso.
please tell me you didn’t consume six shots of espresso
:)
i can feel colors
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