i found a roscoes card in my pocket that says 'fuck me bare fo $15.20'. Wow
you definitely have a few illegitimate kids
probs. Not too worried about it though. MOst girls are too embarrassed that they let me into their pants that they'll never admit its mine
If a man's penis is referred to as "the family jewels" does that make a woman's vagina a jewelry box?
i think my mom would be mad if i was pregnant. last time i was she grounded me for a week.
Isn't that the only thing she's good at? Complaining and blow jobs?
so its official, girls can see a boner through my snuggie.
he swears he got herpes from a bowl of soup
ONE NIGHT STAND. You have 27 minutes before the offer expires, so I suggest you hurry.
i have no feeling in my penis or fingers but i think it was worth it
He brought her home and fucked her in a gingerbread man costume in a cardboard rapunzel castle. He had a pretty good night.
By early evening I was shouting at the deeply Christian girl to suck my dick inbetween snorting lines of gatorade powder.
For a girl who cried from fear the last time she was asked out, this. Is. TERRIFYING!
He was doing dishes, naked. I dropped to my knees and gave him head. Teamwork level- pro..
we played his NES Classic. Turns out there is a warp zone to my vagina.
Just had a flashback of scottish man yellin' at my face. What the fuck I did?
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