this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
i had a headache and asked the kid next to me for aspirin. he gave me esctacy instead. gotta love college.
hey, i'm all for honesty but let's not get carried away
Its not christmas eve unless I give him head. I wont take no for an answer
Im 95% ready to shit behind 711
I'm trying to make a sex playlist
record yourself crying and put it on a loop.
Don't you dare blame me for walking in one walking in on ur fuck session....u decided to fuck where we hid our booze
I wish someone would just come knock on my door and fuck me already so that me and my stuffed animals aren't the only ones who see my amazing spring break tan. I'm not getting skin cancer so I can just sit here abstinent.
He crawled outside into the bushes to throw up. He's just laying there now but he says he'll be ready to come home if we just give him five
You showed your tits for hundreds of beads but magically became shy when there was food on the line
I'm having post-experience "why didn't I fuck her in a public bathroom" regrets
I just did a shot of Jameson and two shots of cuervo. Note: this is the moment things went down hill
Tell me again why we had to Facebook stalk your therapist?
Like people might wonder why I put up with your puns. You give good head and play with my hair
Bring shot glasses to the final. Don't ask questions.
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