I feel kinda awkward using the Sesame Street themed Google to search for hot young pussy...
So at this point...I'm sure you heard the story about Saturday night
I just put a tampon in while driving. Don't tell me I don't got skills.
You were eating microwaved pad thai out of a solo cup with a pair of scissors....
What would you say if I got first degree burns on my nipples from drinking coffee topless?
I'm not drunk enough to eat silly string
I told him he was probably the first guy to get fucked while wearing Star Wars pyjamas.
I hope you realize that its not me making that decision, but rather the combination of my genitals and sexual orientation
It took years to build this empire of casual fuckings and not carings.
SO EXCITED ABOUT STRING CHEESE RIGHT NOW
It's the eve of Christ's birthday and I'm sending pictures of my tits
We can't go out this weekend. My uterus is so desperate it's given me permanent beer goggles
Im wearing black today mourning the orgasm i couldn't get this morning :(
I went to finger her and found a penny. I think ill keep it.
But once you are just right and I work my tongue in the right spots and hot wax your balls and inner thighs. I will have you right where I want you.
Who is this?
Oops wrong number
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