hahaha he is wasted in math class right now and is drawing all the planets in order from the sun
No see this is how It goes: guys will fuck virgin girls. But girls don't really want to fuck virgin guys. So you're good have no fear.
I made a google map for "places I got blow jobs"
There is so much to learn about oneself from autofill.
I'm sorry I kept calling last night when you wouldn't pick up. I'm REALLY sorry I sang "You Oughta Know" on more than 4 voice mails.
Is waterboarding an exceptable way of getting sober?
I lost it last night. That was humiliating. Cincinnati is now covered in my puke.
Wow. A quad shot of peppermint schnapps. I feel like I just deep throated a candy cane. Best 21st ever.
I'm having one of my monday morning walk of shame coffees if you care to join.
we're drinking bellinis i mean god's titty nectar
He was talking up his golf swing like other guys talk up their dick. Is this adult dating or just another flavour of douchery?
! asked the random counter guy from 7/11 for Percocet. he immediately called his hookup
All right, sex is off the menu for you. Now you just get friendship. So I can spend marginally less time being annoyed by you.
And the sexual frustration is like I'm wearing a damn horcrux
Spent like 2 minutes so far learning and 35 minutes in a group chat talking about big asses. Yet another Wed zoom meeting.
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