Boner jamz table deep. plus bar deep. wiing waing.
If i have to listen to his problems about his girlfriend, he should at least let me suck his cock.
Made a visit to my old puking stall. I missed it.
It was also my first failed attempt at shower sex.
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hey you knew what you were in for when i showed up with 2 fifths of Jim. plus i left money to pay for a new sink
Ok if you are accepting my apology, please continue to ignore me. If you are not, please fill out the brief survey that follows, to help me improve my people relations: a) your a bitch please leave me alone b)your crazy pls leave me alone c) I never cared ab u please leave me alone. D) all of the above e) all of the above but I wouldn't mind still fucking u. F) who are you again? Your answer will not b shared and will b used in accord. With the law. TY
Her vagina smelled like pancake batter. That's all you need to know.
I just put on eyeliner and a diff shirt in case the pizza guy is cute. This is what my dating life has come to
Also, I'm sat on the floor drinking cava because life is just not working for me tonight.
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I really want to fuck that guy in the full wind breaker suit
So he says to my dad "I'll pull out of your daughter but I'm not going to apologize". Yea, my night was fun.
I gather from Facebook you got drunk last night and took semi naked pictures of yourself?
You know, we cock-blocked like 5 people last night. It's like we're her vagina goalies
When the hubs wants to wear his training mask during sex and pretend to be Bane you just go with it.
Ya, It's probably because whenever I close my eyes I see a kitten playing a banjo.
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