You screamed, "I am going to fuck this cheeseburger". They all started laughing until you actually started having sex with the cheeseburger.
we didnt fuck last night. again. seriously, his place is like where dreams go to die.
love makes seman taste better
Studying for the exam.. Identifying the portraits using phrases like "large penis"
those 9 inches of man changed my life forever.
It feels like I've shaved away my winter coat and my vagina is going to freeze if I go outside.
thats the 2nd threesome ive been accused of this week
After all the hair products he's stolen from me, he better fucking be gay.
He just turned 21, it's very obvious the end of their relationship is near. Now we play the waiting game.
you'll be horrified to know he's visiting next weekend
You two are a rollercoaster of sex and silence.
A kid in my class today just asked if we have class on the 17th, then announced that he couldn't go anyways because it was the day after his 21 and he was going to be too hungover
what the hell makes you think you get to decide what your going to wear at our weding!?
If we try hard enough and believe in ourselves, we can still make it to Wendy's before they close
So yeah, my old kindergarten teacher just asked me who gave me the hickies on me neck.
I feel like I'm in a astronaut outfit like I'm a spaceman & I'm just floating around cause that's all you do in space is float and I'm floating to be in detail
Houston we have a problem
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