i wore my purity necklace wen we fucked. but its ok cuz simplified was blasting in the background
hahahaha. im glad listening to simplified justifies breaking ur promise to god
if socks could get pregnant i would have catholic amounts of kids
it took me about 5 minutes before I knew it was in her ass. i thought the first time would be a bit more special
he was pretty good aside from the whole putting his tongue on my butt thing
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if we dont hook up this weekend, im doing both his roommates
I know it's not standard practice to meet the couple you donate to, but i'm curious as to what kind of people saw my picture and said, we want that girl's eggs
You took a bar mat shot.
We were just talking bout putting on helmets and going fo a car ride just to see how ppl react. I will def fit in here haha
I can't decide who is the bigger alcoholic: you for opening that bottle of wine just now or me for hearing it in the other room over the air conditioner
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This is now the friendly bartender typing for him. He wants to be on you. He is going to "destroy your vagina". Good luck and sorry if this woke you up!
I now have a GPA requirement for guys I hookup with more than once.
Also I'm so used to having sex with river guides that when he pulled out a condom I was actually surprised
I just realized how terrible that was... I was drumming on your penis to a song about Baby Jesus.
I got St Patrick's Day drunk on Friday and apparently ordered a Total Gym in the middle of the night
Come on in and take your pants off
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