How long do you think herpes can live on chapstick?
Without porn, I would have few hobbies.
I like one night stands...theyre like crushes for big kids
First date: that requires underwear, huh?
It's confirmed. We did xmas carol the grocery store across the street from his building at 2:30am... Only the staff was there.
Unlimited sex for unlimited netflix. I can deal with that. I think this is the first prostitution deal for netflix ever.
No I'm done finals, but I'm not coming home until these hickeys are gone.
Seriously I just dipped a banana in vodka I really need to stop drinking
OH HAPPY DAYS YOU'RE BOTH GINGERS YOU'LL REPRODUCE YOUR OWN KIND
We now only communicate via Xbox messages. Living together is so easy
I don't know. Sometimes you can be a wild card with your emotions. Mostly the emotion known as anger.
In two separate occurrences, I could have avoided getting my heart broken, and chlamydia, all with a left swipe.
so in addition to the two guys I slept with last night, and the third that I turned down this morning, a fourth has appeared. best Valentine's Day ever.
Thank you for dog sitting, there is $60 on my desk to be spent on DRUGS AND/OR GAS ONLY not that food stuff people crave.
How can I prove that I give 401k advice and not handjobs?
Randomize
