Facials are how you say "I love you" in porn star.
insurance, jail, and birth control were made for people like us.
You would be married by May if you put half as much energy into getting straight guys as you do into getting gay guys
It's like he's trying to get head in every car except his.
Nothing says never again like hurling in the shower.
Our friendship would be less complicated if your dad didn't think I was forcing you into having gay sex with me
Why does my jaw hurt?
I may have punched you.
Do u feel more socially accepted since someone else made up their girlfriend too?
As a 47 yo who just boned a 22 yo, it was definitely a walk of pride. She is a major feather in my aging cap.
And the next thing I knew I was blowing this random hot italian bartender with an uncircumcised penis in his work closet
I took out a life ins. policy Thursday. It's okay I can die in Nashville now.
first he passed out on the toilet...then hugged it and screamed no no no as i tried to pull him out
My manager is trying to help me find a good career path, and I'm trying to find a professional way to tell him I just wanna smoke and fuck.
One day I'm going to get tired of waking up and wondering where the glow sticks on the floor came from.
.......do you have the salami in bed? I'm trying to make a sandwich.
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