before i could say "i'm not that kind of girl", i was.
i kinda want to bang the mythbusters girl... i bet she's got a nice snapper
pshh wine cellars. now if he has a tequila cellar whole different story
We learned about herpes today in bio. I might as well have given the lecture
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just learned how to wash a penis. thank you nursing school for getting me the most action i've had in months.
i remember introducing him to all my posters and making him be extra nice to frank sinatra and bob dylan before he fucked me
Apparently I've been blackout drunk doing abstract algebra on the floor
He stopped responding after the animal pictures... I do this EVERY TIME.
I was afraid someone would drug test my pants so you set them on fire.
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Hoping to get a pic of me on the tractor with an erection for you one of these days.
How do you forget making out with a coworker in the dressing room at Sears on more than one occasion?
...object impermanence?
well theres no bloody mary mix at the campus bookstore so i dont even know what its good for
Sleeping with him wouldn't be considered hoeing out... It seems more like babysitting.
I can't believe I slept with a girl who has the words shucks in her vocabulary. I'm getting less picky by the day..
It’s a prereq for med school, so I hope the professor likes blow jobs
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