What's the procedure for failed threesomes? Do I friend her on facebook this morning?
Singing into hair straightener during spice girls....sooo dangerous
You closed the sidewalk off to pedestrians last night. With a glitter covered safety cone
she sang that "this little piggy song" to my balls. and somehow made it work, with me only having two balls instead of five.
Fucking Canada. At least when they wake up tomorrow they're still in Canada
On my arm I have 12 dashes, and below is written "plus 2 pretty stout whiskey drinks, so, you be the judge"
For the love of God you used a 40 foot extension cord to bungee jump out the off the 2 nd floor
Don't let the fact that shes seen my penis discourage you
Washing vom off hardwood, so much easier than carpet. Thank you adulthood!
I felt that there wouldn't be enough planB and forgiveness to go around
the fact that i came three times was completely negated by the fact that he high-fived himself after.
Made my roommate send me tit pics so I could send them to someone because I didn't want to move.
Haha. I have resting bitch face. He has I want y'all to die face. It's a subtle difference
Like people might wonder why I put up with your puns. You give good head and play with my hair
how do do this?
do what? Keep standing? Choose between 2 guys?
keep making boys cry?
Randomize
