where are you?
in the room with the baby pig
k im coming soon
There's a 34yo winking at me. Why do i find this weird when my bf is a 38yo married man?
Sandwiches eeeeeeverywhere.
how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
You're pretty and everything..but you aren't worth the DUI
Is it bad that your cum tickles when I swallow it?
this bucketlist has just become an excuse for me to be slutty, and i'm not even ashamed
Dude we need to petition the city about running buses later, none of my booty calls own cars
Putting the night light in my bathroom cabinet was the best idea ever. Awesome for puking while light sensitive
im youtubing treadmill accidents. this is what i do at 2:10am
Dude your neighbors are having a garage sale. They were judging me as I walk of shamed back to my car.
thanks for being my moral compass. and thanks for not always pointing north so i can be slutty and not feel bad about it.
It's astonishing how many Ludacris lyrics you know
We took a walk on the beach after the bar, he held my hand and kissed me. And then I peed under a lifeguard stand. It was so romantic.
Ummm so he didn't think I was serious about breaking up... Most awkward conversation ever
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