I think your x's eyes are broken his new girl is so hit
This is getting serious. I keep forgetting what's in my vagina.
I havnt even moved into my new place yet and there's already a county sheriffs card taped to the door with my name on it asking me to call him
I miss vodka workout Fridays
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we are currently watching a singalong porn...just thought you should know
She just told me she's too full for a reach-around. Sad.
I rarely go in there. Unless it's for mini cadbury eggs and whiskey.
I screamed so bad because I thought he was going for my sandwich forgetting it was in my hand
So question... If I'm sexting with uncircumcised guy, do I have to add *then i gently pull your foreskin down*?
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Please make sure you have solid number of friends around you that wouldn't be afraid to break a bottle and stab someone. If you're planning on drinking all of that, you're going to need a safety net.
I'd say I was is in rare form last night but it's becoming pretty common.
Whenever someone said no you would yell "Die Motherfucker." Kind of like some twisted drinking game.
Did you hear about the guy wearing a spiderman mask running around naked with a bottle of patron?
Yeah.
I was spiderman.
I woke up next to my bosses toilet.i wish you had just left me in the neighbors yard.
He fucks strippers and doesn’t have a life plan. Of course I’m going to regret this
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