Brogan sounds similar to Bridget...sorta.
Every girl's name is automatically translated to "Baby/Milk Carrier" in my brai
It wasn't until i was on my knees with three dicks in my face that i thought it might be a bad idea
no one was sober enough to set up jenga so we just threw the pieces at the last person to drink
Boys that pee in my bed don't get happy birthday wallposts on facebook
But I just had this pork pâté. It was dick grabbing.
Oh no, we smoked the revival weed. It came in a Batman bag. It hit like justice. And orphans.
You couldn't remember her number so you tried to dial her name into your phone. Once you realized you didn't know her name, you dialed 7 random numbers
That's not a current picture, because if you look deep enough into my eyes you can still see morals. Not these days.
You were literally hanging out the window and dancing to the remix to Ignition when we drove you home
He was awful. Hubby's was apparently epic. I suck at swinging.
you took my virginity. you can't have my alcohol too.
I was just seen throwin up on the bookstore building near a trashcan by parents. Naturally I throw a thumbs up and say go college
When he busted out the ketchup I got the hell out of there. It got really creepy really fast.
Maybe I’ll just go to the party as myself
What, a homewrecker?
Touché
So, I can officially cross "getting eaten out in a church confession booth" off my bucket list.
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