I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
Do you know how easy it would be to shoplift if I was a magician?!
You fell asleep mid BJ last night. I put your pants back on you. My ego is pretty bruised this morning.
ok so hold on... from what i hear... thank you... i'm sorry... and your welcome.
his profile picture is him throwing up "#1" hands after his lax championship next to his coach that i fucked....embarrasing for him, yet ironically beautiful for me.
I'm at a winery and there's a 50 yr old woman sitting at a table alone with a bottle of wine and the only time I've seen her get up is to harass the hot dog guy
It's official, I need to start putting my vagina's needs before my own.
Just make sure my intervention has a theme...
speaking of creep .. love how I kept touching strangers faces at the bar ... and saying "Don't worry I'm a dermatologist"
Shouldn't have fucked on the top bunk, I bounced so high my hair got caught in the ceiling fan and almost broke my neck.
Well, I'm hung over and my penis hurts - two signs of success
I had to google some of the kinky sex shit she was telling me she was into.
If that is not a reason to propose to her then I don't know what is
i need something from you. video yourself doing naked jumping jacks and send it to me. it will make me smile
Your penis caused this!
I was pretty sure he wouldn't be into me after I fucked his brother, and then his best friend, and yet, here I am doing lines off his stomach
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