I hate bills.
Like ones you have to pay or people named William?
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
what am i going to do when LOST is over? What am i going to get high to?
not only did i soak my thesis by spilling celebratory shots on it, but i also stained it with lipstick making it obvious i tried to drink the vodka off it......dgaf, worth it.
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Can I use you as a job reference? Don't tell them i got you fired cause I banged you tho
How do I tactfully ask if the neighbors downstairs can hear me beating it?
we're on our way back. she tried to pants the waiter again.
We should live in a duplex and just hook up with randoms for the rest of forever and be animal hoarders.
I look like a zombie and smell like a stripper. Its gonna be a good day.
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I've already reverted to sweat pants. And lonely drinking.
Tommarow we shall sacrifice the freshmen to the sun god
my roommate had a few special brownies and wrapped my purse and one of my shoes and left them under the tree for me...
Idk I've been drinking all day and they're having me blow shit up. Like dont let the drunk chick play with fire and explosives. Common sense 101. I will fuck something up
Life is when you're laying naked in bed, eating Double Stuff Oreos with your boyfriend, blazed as fuck. Happy 4/20.
Can you come over?
Sex??
Sure but there’s also a squirrel in my garage I need you to take care of.
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