Im in Brooklyn, he wasnt 23 or a musician pick me up
if you ever come into my room screaming for me to set up rockband at 4:45 am ever again i will kill you
We went to red robin and there was a 15 minute wait so we went and fucked in the car. Quickies, endless fries, and a mascot handing out balloons- this is literally the night of my dreams.
taking a shot every time they compare curling to a real sport
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no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
all i wanted was to be slutty. now i'm meeting him for drinks tomorrow because he woke up before i had a chance to sneak out and was too polite to say no
you really cant fit homeless dj into your budget? doubles as charity
well... I just junk punched a carnie. Doesnt matter how, it still counts for my bucket list.
Sometimes you have a life bucket list item checked off like 4 tits in your face simultaneously and getting to bang them both. I'm sorry I bailed on skiing but not really. Coming over with a boombox playing 'heat of the moment' as soon as I can hail a cab cause I'm too drunk to drive still...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I guess my vagina missed him because it called and left a 5 min. message. Color me impressed
A huge penis doesn't warm the soul. Or that's what I've had to tell myself.
I already left my house once this summer. Maybe we could do something in October.
He told me to grab his penis so I did and swung it around and said “awe, it looks like the wacky inflatable tube man.
I peed in my closet, which at the time looked like a sparkly bathroom...
Her pegging playlist is all heavy metal so stay away if you wanna keep your ass intact
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