This is your Morning Wood Report: I have it.
Denial is the first step to alcoholism…and I don't hate it
So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
I woke up with my left arm looking like it got mauled by a lion. Oo and she said someone broke her car window.
Just realized these events may be related.
There is a pube in my fucking eyeball
he's drinking beer at home in his underwear tonight and if you want to come over the dresscode is underwear only. And you have to bring beer.
I filled two of the glass ornaments in my mom's bathroom last night with vodka. That way no one sees me drinking on Christmas. Alcoholic or genius? All I know it makes bathroom trips frequent and enjoyable.
The bartender just hugged us goodnight. I think we go there too often.
Are you sure you didn't shit in my back yard?
And all you did was hit on me and do things "for America", so you weren't judged heavily
Being responsible doesn't make memories.
Validation I posted a good pic? The lonely fuckboys send out the booty call signal. Of course I answered the call; Gotham needs its hero.
you never know when your going to find a surprise from me in your bed...it keeps you on your toes.
I love you.
Bad choice
It was very surreal. They were listening to a religious podcast on morality while they both went down on me.
Randomize
