Hey look on the bright side if youre preg at least you know it and wont have it in a toilet
i'm writing my speech about my 4th grade backstreet boy concert experience. that sums up how seriously i take my life.
I told you it's awful. It looks like he was eating honey at a barbershop and tripped.
Protip: If you slur the word 'tipsy', you've progressed beyond tipsy.
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FYI the landlord called, said we need to clean the puke off the side of the house...was someone on the roof lastnight??
We smoked a bowl, ate popcorn, and watched her lava lamp for an hour. it was a quality bonding experience
My saliva right now is around 7.6% alcohol/volume.
The fact that I took a nap during my midterm shows exactly how I handle being an adult
On NPR this morning, farmers are feeding weed to pigs. The result: pot bacon. Life just got better.
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So I don't know, I'm not a doctor, but I might be juggling dates with 3 different guys...
I say camping because "let's go get hammered in the woods" sounds kinda fucking weird to be honest.
Pretty sure this ice cream truck is following me.
These guys are just fucking with my heart instead of fucking me. They're fucking up.
You got into an extremely loud argument with a juggalo and slapped him, he started crying and everyone cheered.
I remember that, it happened before I started drinking. I thought you said I did something shameful?
Howd last night go?
well he stumbled in my parents door drunk and then asked my mom if she was my grandma. Id say as far as first impressions go, he failed miserably
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