He is drunkenly eating my teddy grahms and making little growling noises as he bites the head off of each one.
it was all downhill after the free blackjack taco
shut up. I wear heels bigger than your dick
I was wondering where I've seen this kid then I remembered I saw him doing lines of blow of his gf's leg while she was sleeping last week.
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apparently my insurance doesn't cover road head. Bummer.
I also referred to her clitorous as her "vagina dot" last night...probably going to be dumped soon.
Hope your thanksgiving is a complete blowjob festival.
Dude you were sitting on a bench on the street with her for 45 minutes thinking you were on the bus
There's a person in my phone named motor boat. I love making new friends.
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You called me and said "Aidan's unconscious" to which he said "I'm conscious, I'm conscious pilot"
He was filled with the holy spirit. And vodka.
The picture that pops up when I call her phone is a picture of my nipple. Just so you're forewarned.
Germany has fetish clubs for everything. We are going to Germany. Germany is our friend.
Walking down the street, Bro bumping to 'still' by dre. Dropped his trash on the ground and aggressively sped up when his light turned green. If you still had love for the streets you wouldn't of fucking littered. Took everything for me not to yell at him. I know you would've.
the guy I've been trying to get with saw my brother's genitals before he saw mine, so that's my life.
Spending the night with him made me realize that stupid people both irritate and fascinate me, so I'd say it equaled itself out.
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