who do you think you are?
someone who doesn't ask that question
Im like a co-bf. he pays for her birthday and christmas, but i get all the action.
What's the point of being healthy if people still don't want to fuck you?
is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
I was so proud to be driving sober that I wanted to get pulled over so I could tell the officer I hadn't been drinking.
It all boils down to, who else do we know that is willing to buy our friendship?
Is it sad that i just saw my moms thumb on the table & i instinctively put mine down cuz i thought she was thumbmaster?
Its people like u that make people like me go to rehab. He has a lazy eye for christ sakes.
It's like the sisterhood of the traveling vaginas over here
We got the DJ into it too! "If there are any dudes into other dudes out there, my man mark is looking to get pounded. Buy him a drink stat!"
Just found my glass of wine on top of the litter box. Every argument ever is invalid.
so we were doing it and I was like umm hi im losing my virginity can you take off your beanie
Well I just woke up to no pants, Gatorade on the headboard along with an uneaten steak, and the instinct I was a giant asshole.
U sent me lyrics to wind beneath my wings
My liver misses your liver
Just let a guy I just met eat me out in a shed at a baby shower. May have sunk to a brand new low
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