You can tell alot about a person by their poo.. For example, he was a smoker.
this guy jus got head in a gas station bathroom from this fat chick with one leg
gross dude. was the guy blacked out drunk or something?
yeah and it only cost me 6 dollars
Srsly this has gone to far. Just broke my nose on the toilet. College bars.
you're my knight in shining pee-resistant armor
well this is gonna sound really bad but we were fooling around on sandra's electrical wheelchair
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
Well, on the plus side, the hospital gave me a shirt that says "Makes a bad ass look good"
If you want me to retract my crazy cat lady comments pictures of yourself dressed as a cat are not the way to do it.
Jenna, I'm going to use all my homosexual powers to steal him from you
Austin, I will climb on top of your shoulders and slowly suffocate you with my vagina
So im waiting for someone at grand central and i look up AND THE ENTIRE BALCONY IS FILLED WITH BOY SCOUTS I AM TERRIFIED
You brought string cheese to the strip club
As he was cumming he yelled "Yahtzee" then said im free to go. Thats my one night stand
Let he who has not made drunken spaghetti at 3 a.m. cast the first stone.
I told him to take the baby so I could work out. My workout consisted of getting high and masturbating
Thought for a game. Duck, Duck, Grey Goose. If you're tapped, you take a shot. Then proceed as normal.
Randomize
